What movies have not aged well?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

From Russia With Love

What is the best music album of all time?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Octopussy

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Can bosses get fired for being too hard on employees?

Diamonds Are Forever

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

What are some mind-blowing facts about Michael Jackson?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-J W Pepper

Dr No

Can you share any "backstage pass" experiences you have had at concerts?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Any straight men had a gay experience in the past? What was it and how did you feel?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-”Ah so!”

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Why do I sweat so much after shower?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

A View to a Kill

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

What is your favorite cuckold experience?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

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